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Sunday, July 5, 2009

75th post

Wow today was damnnnnn FUN ;D

My mom's friend came to visit us from HongKong and brought along her two children (: they are two small boys aged 11 and 13. They are funny and mischievous!

We went to Wild Wild Wet at DownTownEast today(: don't really like swimming and didn't want to go at first but ah well, I don't regret it.

Wild Wild Wet-

These two boys are very very mischeivous sia LOL. I had to follow them around Wild Wild Wet and take care of them. I finally realised the terrors of being a father cos I was kinda like one to them today. It's very hard to control them haha. But being one has its good points too, they are really very funny xD

I remember a damndamn hot chiobu in a hot pink bikini. She is 15 years old too and she kept talking to me in WWW.

1st time I saw her:

She asked me whether I was from Nan Hua cos she said I looked familiar then I say that I wasn't. Then she asked me what school I was from and told her my school was opposite Nan Hua and she knew. Then she said byebye and walked away.

2nd time:

Her- HI! What's your name and how old are you?
Me- Err, I'm Yuki and I'm 15.
Her- OHHH! Same here!
Me- Haha okay. What's your name?
Her- I'm S------ (forgotten her name LOL).
Me- Nice name haha.
Her- Thanks! Ooo I gotta go. Bye!
Me- Bye.

3rd time:

Her- Wa! We keep seeing each other here.
Me- Haha yea funny stuff.
Her- I'm going home already. What's your number?
(Gave her my number)
Her- Thankyou, Byebye.
Me- Okay bye.

She may be hot but she's weird.

3/4 of the time at WWW I was shivering cos it rained so it was very cold. I could barely feel my fingers and toes after everything. Cold ):

Dinner-

Ate dinner at Subway.

Since this was the first time they ate here, they didn't know how to choose a sandwich and all that. After they choose a bread for their sandwich, the person took out the bread. The immediate response of one of them was : WA SO SMALL. LOL then I was like "shhhh". It was cute though LOLOL.

Took a long time at the cashier cos my dad and the boys were embarrassing me. They were arguing (not angrily) over who pays for the meal LOL. Then it took very long and made the people behind us wait. Sigh.

When we FINALLY sat down, the other boy was like "Should I take Sprite? In HongKong, sometimes the Sprite can turn out as Water" LOLOLOLOLOL. These two boys are really funny.

Went home after that (: Fun man.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

74th post

YAY CLEVELAND HAS LEBRON JAMES AND SHAQ NOW WOOOOOOOOOOOO.

CLEVELAND GONNA OWN ;D

Random convo

Session Start: Sunday, June 28, 2009

yuki (hideyukikanazawa@hotmail.com)
Infectted (joelng382@hotmail.com)

(4:04 PM) h$a.' infectted.:	c=2]Infectted[/c=4] says (4:04 PM): i ask yuki marry me [1+1+1] shihui! hates sci-fi D: i<3reborn!™ style="color: rgb(0, 0, 127);">Infectted says (4:04 PM): LO HOW HAV KIDS [1+1+1] shihui! hates sci-fi D: i<3reborn!™ style="color: rgb(0, 0, 127);">Infectted says (4:05 PM): LOL AHAHAHAHAHAH [1+1+1] shihui! hates sci-fi D: i<3reborn!™>
(4:05 PM) yuki:	LOLWTH
(4:05 PM) h$a.' infectted.:	lets do it yuki
(4:05 PM) yuki:	okay why not
(4:05 PM) h$a.' infectted.:	Set yuki. 11 kids. lets do it
(4:06 PM) yuki:	oaky wow thats harrd i dont think my ****** can take it
(4:07 PM) h$a.' infectted.:	LOL HAHAHAHAH'

I censored it here.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

73rd post

Went marching practice today. Yea I know, what the hell am I doing in marching. I just don't wanna stay at home. I rather go school and meet up with Ivan and Shanmuganathan :D

I have some quotes by Ivan while we were in the toilet after I bathed xD

No.1-

Ivan strips and shows his black tits
Me: Wth man, your tits are damn black.
(Me and him start talking about his big black tits)
Ivan: Its heredity! My whole family has big tits!

ROFLROFLROFL HOW WOULD HE KNOW LOLOL.

No.2-

We continued talking from the previous conversation.
Me: You saw your mom's tits? WTF?
(Continues talking about it)
Ivan: I forgotten how my mom's tits look like.

ROFLROFLROFL LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

It sounds wrong, I know.

There was supposed to be one more quote but I forgotten what it was. Sian. (:

Before Shanmuganathan told me about my mistake in marching, I was marching like an AhBeng(according to him). But after that I corrected in, HA!

LOL actually marching was very fun. Just that I was the youngest guy in the group sigh. Ivan was in the NEA group.

Went dinner with Ivan, Shanmuganathan and Vijay at LJS after marching then went home :D

Saturday, June 20, 2009

72nd post

I'm really confused. Should I play PG, SF or Point Foward?

Please vote at my poll :D

Friday, June 19, 2009

70th post

Went to play bball with Shanmuganathan, JX and Ivan at Bishan xD

Okay so we met up outside Bishan mrt station at around 12:30 cos me and Shanmuganathan were late.

Went to the basketball court beside the CC and played a while before it started raining like a bitch.

Decided to go Junction 8 for lunch and Ivan wanted to eat his PEPPER LUNCH at the food court but all the seats were taken.

Played the basketball machine in the arcade to kill time and wait for the food court to be less crowded. It was like Ivan and JX VS me and Shanmuganathan.

First round-Forgotten

Second round-They won.

Third round-We won 295-190 :D I still think I could get a better score without Shanmuganathan. I told him to do hookshots and he tried but in the end we kept knocking our balls away LOL

Went back to food court so find seats but was still full. Ivan started to become despo for his pepper lunch ROFL. But we went to Macs instead and ate at the basketball court as it stopped raining and was considerably dry there.

Played 4v4 with some younger people and erm, we won. Just that Ivan needs to work on his defence and drive LOL (seriously).

Played 2v2, me and Ivan vs Shanmuganathan and JX.

I seriously think we could have won if Ivan didn't say "tired tired" then everybody rest after we were leading 3-1 -.- Then after we rest my adrenaline rush gone already LOLOL. So we lost 10-6 I think.

Went home after that. Shanmuganathan is a funny and nice Indian LOL. i'm not racist, just stating facts.

69th post - The Ultimate Player

This is my 69th post, don't you like the number 69 :D 69696969

Anyway, I'm gonna talk about the Ultimate basketball player. I'm gonna do smth like what Joel did in his blog.

Statistics of the ultimate player-

1. Consistency - LeBron James

Its clear that LBJ has good consistency as shown in the NBA playoffs where he could score 40+ points three times in a series. No doubt about this.

2. Field Goal Percentage - Wilt Chamberlain

He's a center and has the record for most seasons with the highest percentage (9). I'm gonna go with that.

3. 3Point Percentage - Ray Allen

He's a great 3point shooter. Don't question his ability.

RayAllen Mix:

4. Free Throw Percentage -

Any NBA player should be able to make free throws.

5. Rebounds - Bill Russel/Kareem Abdul/Shaq/Kevin Garnett/Dwight Howard

These are notable rebounders :D

6. Assists - Magic Johnson/Jason Kidd

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBTS ON MAGIC JOHNSON. I SWEAR, WATCH THIS AND YOU WILL BE CONVINCED SERIOUSLY:

Look at 0:49, 1:03, 1:10, 1:23, 1:40(LOL), 2:03, 2:06, 2:23, 3:21, 3:30, 4:02 GAY man

7. Steals - Allen Iverson

Allen Iverson Top10 2007-08:

8. Circus Shots - Allen Iverson/Michael Jordan

Watch the above video (: this section isn't really needed but after watching that video, I felt that I must put it. Damn gay sia his circus. Don't need to explain Jordan.

9. Blocks - Dwight Howard/Kevin Garnett/Tim Duncan

No explanation needed :D

10. Chase-Down blocks - LeBron James

This requires high vertical/horizontal leap as well as agility. Chase down blocks are executed when a player chases and blocks the shot of an opponent player who has run ahead of the defence.

LBJ block mix:

Yes I know the music is retarded BUT the last block was fucking nice xD

11. Agility - Dwayne Wade/Carmelo Anthony

The fastest player in the NBA currently is probably Dwayne Wade. Carmelo Anthony is versatile and very fast too :D

12. Aggression - Charles Barkley

I don't know how to explain this attribute but yea just see the video:

13. Jump Shots - Kobe Bryant

If you watch NBA, you wouldn't need me to explain this.

14. Dunks - Dwight Howard

He's strong.

15. Dribbling - Allen Iverson/Dwayne Wade

Well yea can't think of anything else.

The attributes of all these great players combined would probably give the greatest player.

And now is 3.42 Am rofl.

Monday, June 15, 2009

68th post

Went out for movies and lan today with JX, Ivan and Dillon(: Dillon only came for lan though.

Met up at Dhoby Ghaut MRT station at 10am. I was stupid and blur LOL. When I reached the station then I look around and couldn't see them but Ivan was actually just infront of me so I smsed him where he was. He replied "behind you" then he suddenly pop out ROFL(too short la) xD JX reached soon after.

Took like around 1hour+ to decide our plan and all cos the lan shops were closed at that time and the movie timings were not so good.

Decided to watch movie first. Was supposed to watch Terminator3 but Ivan wanted LandOfTheLost so we went for LOTL :D

The movie was hilarious with LOTS of sick humor but the story plot was kind of weak and confuses the viewers. In my opinion, its around 2/5. I still remember the conversation in the scene where the main protagonist, his colleague(girl) and the boat rower were rowing into the tunnel for research.

Boat rower: Becareful, you might get wet.
Protagonist: But this device can't get wet!
Boat rower: I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about little Mary Poppins here.

LOL people who are not sick like ShiHui will not get it xD

Met with NichOng when we were going to E2Max(lan shop) so he decided to tag along with us ^^ we played for 3 hours while he played for an hour as he had to go watch movie.

Then Dillon came so we played DotA.

2v3 SdNtSp

Me(Dwarven Sniper) and Nich(Puck) VS JX(Alchemist) Ivan(Lion) Dillon(Tauren Chieftain)

LOL okay the match was quite gay. It was like they were winning, then we winning by a bit then they started coming back so it was very stable.

Until Nich left for movie. WTF 1V3 LOL.

Luckily I wasn't ganged much. Dillon's 1 hour expired so he got dced so it became 1v2 HENG.

In the end I had PowerTreads, Lothars, Skadi, Bfly, DivineRapier :D

WON LOL. Tyco cos Dillon dced.

Played L4D after that and it was reeeeeeeal FUUUUUUUUN!

Then played some shooting game like CS and we kept spawn killing Ivan ROFL. Its like he respawn then killed straightaway (: It was Me and JX VS Ivan ROFL.

After lan, we met up with Nich AGAIN. And they went home while me and Nich ate dinner outside haha.

Nice day(:

LAKERS dominates Magic 4-1.

That doesn't change the fact that LBJ is the best player in this world though, despite Joel's logic LOL.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

67th post

Today was fun!

Played basketball with Reshi SHANMUGANATHAN and JX at SengKang CC :D

The rest didn't come cos:

Ivan went IT Fair zz
Jeremy went Malaysia to visit his relatives again
Forgotten to ask WenBo to come>< sorry!

Okay met up with Shanmuganathan at the shopping mall at SengKang at 1230. Went to the SengKang CC court to play for a while before we got hungry and decided to go eat xD

Shanmuganathan has imba directory skillz. He led us to Macs with ease (: ate there and went back to CC to play.

JX FINALLY comes at around 1.30-2.00. Played with some people 3v3 that are our age and won both matches. Owned them :D

Played with some kp people that are midget-ish but their age varied from 11-10000000. Won. Owned them too :D

Played somemore matches and won all :D

Four girls asked us to play 3v4 with them. So we just played and couldn't play rough or box them out or any physical LOLOL. So we LOST oh shit how sad.

Played with them again and LOST again ROFL. I still think me and JX should have played properly like Shanmuganathan during the second match. I was laughing at how the girls were owning Shanmuganathan inside red area with their shots LOL

For all the matches, I was playing PointGuard, JX played PowerForward and Shanmuganathan played SmallForward.

Nice sia, I get to guard the hot girl(not sarcastic) for last two matches :D she was playing PointGuard too and we kept marking each other. I think she was wearing FBT. Then I went for a layup and got two smacks on my hand from each side by the girls but still got the ball in. Owwww):

Playing any sport with girls always results in a loss cos you have to give in, unless you are some LanJiaoKaoPeiBuShuangGuaiLanHumJiKia then you can have fun owning girls :/

Went fairprice to buy drinks and went home after that :D

Note to self: Shanmuganathan is a really long name and bolding/colouring every one of it is tidious but fun

Friday, June 12, 2009

66th post

ROFL WTF. I DIDN'T NOTICE HE WAS CHARLES UNTIL I SAW MSN -.-

Session Start: Friday, June 12, 2009

yuki (hideyukikanazawa@hotmail.com)
[mo93o7] [mo82o3] [s]ea[n] (lishaoran123@hotmail.com) THIS IS CHARLES

(6:46 PM) [mo93o7] [mo82o3:	hi have u done ur chem?
(6:46 PM) yuki:	hello haha err soon
(6:46 PM) [mo93o7] [mo82o3:	eh... you better do ah or you wan come school do with me i very free
(6:53 PM) yuki:	haha nah
(6:53 PM) yuki:	i will do de xD
(6:53 PM) [mo93o7] [mo82o3:	aiya... always sure do sure do one work hard hors!
(6:54 PM) [mo93o7] [mo82o3:	holiday for you to revise also! not just to play
(6:54 PM) yuki:	okay hahaha
(6:56 PM) [mo93o7] [mo82o3:	oh ya.. i wan ask you wan ar which girl u like now? charles tell me you like someone
(6:57 PM) yuki:	LOL i where got like a girl

(6:59 PM) [mo93o7] [mo82o3:	i tell you ok.. when i was ur age my school don have girl i boy school mah so now
(6:59 PM) [mo93o7] [mo82o3:	you in co-ed school got boy and girl together all the time sure have one lar
(7:00 PM) yuki:	huh? where got sia lolol charles lying lor he likes a girl

(7:00 PM) [mo93o7] [mo82o3:	which girl

(7:00 PM) yuki:	cannot say haha
(7:00 PM) [mo93o7] [mo82o3:	nvm i ask him he sure tell me one
(7:00 PM) yuki:	EH WAITY YOU ARE CHARLES YOU GAY BITCH
(7:01 PM) [mo93o7] [mo82o3:	LOL LOL LOL LOL

65th post

Today was fun(: other than the incident that happened at the end of the day(shall elaborate later)

WenBo and JX came to my house today at around 9.20+ to watch Magic VS Lakers Game 4 on ESPN xD LOL YAY Lakers winning 3-1 :D

DEREK FISHER'S LAST MINUTE 3POINT WAS GAY, LEADING TO OVERTIME WHERE LAKERS WON :D and I don't care what anybody says but Kobe Bryant has the best jumpshot in NBA.

I support Lakers while JX and WenBo support Magic.

After this epic match which ended 99-91, went to my room and we played dota. WENBO AS IMBA AS EVER :D LOLOL.

Played basketball at the usual Tampines CC. This is where the incident started. The gangsters are always there. They like to kp people and all that. Fucked up whores. They decided to play a fun game.

One of them stand at the basketball court while the others go to 4th storey of the CC and try to shoot the ball into the hoop from the 4th storey. FUN RIGHT? WELL IT PISSES ME OFF. The ball might injure someone. So after 3 or 4 times, I got really pissed and say "Fuck you" to the gangster. I think either he ignored me or didn't hear. The next time his friends threw the ball down, I said "Eh you no mother ah? Tell your fucking friends to stop throwing the ball" Then he a bit confused and pissed, so I pointed the middle finger at him. He went up to tell his bastard friends and they came down to kp me. Some took of their shirt and surrounded me and insulted me. I felt kinda helpless and a bit scared but thought it strange that there were no adults to supervise this CC. Oh, and that guy who I insulted was a sissy, he spectated there without saying anything. What's more was that they called me coward while it was like 4v1-.- ROFL.

They came and started hurling vulgarities at me and tried to surround me while I kept taking steps back and walked all around the basketball court LOL. One guy threw his noob rubber ball at my head which didn't hurt -.- JX came to help me and said to those guys "eh peace la". But those guys just told him its not his business.

FINALLY an adult came and they were like "you ren zai kan". The most kp guy kept forcing me to say sorry to his friend and I said it all sarcastically and pissed him off more LOLOL.

We decided to leave after that. Thanks JX, for trying to stand up for me :D

This incident made me reflect on something, I shouldn't be so badtempered and easily pissed all the time cos I may end up getting screwed. And I was quite relieved that they didn't pick on WenBo or JX or I would never forgive myself for being such a jerk. Sorry guys.

Okay other than the stupid incident, the day was fun xD